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"How to Kill Vampires because they are unnatural jerks" Live Performances in October, 2021

Updated: Apr 22, 2023

Infinite Abyss Productions presents the premier of the new horror-comedy stage show "How to Kill Vampires because they are unnatural jerks", based on the book of the same name by Christopher Pinto. The book has been adapted for stage by Pinto and Infinite Abyss Artistic Director Erynn Dalton, who is also directing the show. This will be the first show presented by the theater since the pandemic began.


The performance takes the form of a high-energy "how to" seminar, hosted by internationally renown vampire hunter CRYSTOBAL (played by Tyler Charles Kane). The interactive performance teaches the seminar attendees (the audience) how to track, identify, and destroy the blood sucking beasts using the methods and tools perfected by CRYSTOBAL and his expert slayers/trainers. Techniques are taught through interactive multi-media presentations and hands-on training with audience members. And of course...be prepared for a few surprises.


"How to Kill Vampires because they are unnatural jerks" will be presented weekends in October at The Foundry in Wilton Manners, FL.




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